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In addition to Clue last night we also played Monopoly. Towards the end of the game I had this crazy idea to try and reenact one of my favorite scenes from Chappelle's Show. Does anyone remember Ashy Larry from the world tournament of dice? Anyways, I went in the kitchen and put some flour in my hands then I said right before I threw the dice, "I'm about to go from ashy - to classy" then blew on the dice for good luck and the flour went everywhere. Including my eyeballs. It was a little painful but I got through it alright and everyone in the room was laughing hysterically.
Two things I bet you didn't know about me -
1. Rushmore was filmed a few blocks down the street from my house
2. I had a potted plant that died and I just ripped out the dead plant, kept the soil in the pot, and stuck a plush daisy with a smiley face on top of the dirt. I've advanced the art of fake plants to a whole new level.
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That's a fine lookin' picture. Lithium Picnic is on a winning streak.
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I'm so in love. I want to stand on top of a mountain with a megaphone and yell about it.
I also bought a new latex skirt today :D
I don't think enough people layer latex with other fabrics...on one hand it is really hard to pull off but on the other hand if you can pull it off, it looks more coutureish and not just another girl-in-a-rubber-dress. I don't mean to offend anyone. I love girls in rubber dresses.
Coutureish isn't a word.
Kids - try this at home : chew on seven altoids at once then take a big gulp of the coldest water in your house. It's pretty intense.
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