THE RULES 
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XOXO, Apnea
Jitterbug 

I drank way too much tea last night. I only had an hour of sleep because I was so wired on caffeine. So instead of sleeping, I tried to make my myspace profile look like the website. As you can see, I ended up breaking it then finally passing out. And now I can't fix it. If anyone knows how to get everything back in the center of the page please let me know <3

My throat has been so irritated today :( I hope its because I haven't had a cigarette in almost a month and not because I'm getting sick again. I don't like being sick.

I'm becoming sorta obsessed with pears. I need to update my 'about me' page to add pears to the list. Mmmmm pears. I eat pears every day.

Mr. Biggles is what we named the new webcam.

Mr. Biggles and I think it would be a good idea to move the journal into the members section and start doing video blogs instead of this. A super cool member gave us the idea. Don't worry! I'll still update the free journal once a week or something. But I can't think about any of that stuff for at least another week. I have a mile long to-do list for this week.

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crack lips 

I was supposed to go to a party tonight but I forgot about it until just now. No, really - I just remembered it about 20 seconds before I typed the first sentence of this journal entry. Holy crap - they even had me on the flyers. My face is red.

So I bet you are all wondering where I was tonight if I wasn't at the party. I was at the drugstore buying lip balm and orange juice. The drugstore is great when I don't want to spend too much money but I want to go shopping at 12:30 am. Mr. Picnic went with me too. He bought some dryer balls.

I easily own more than two dozen different types of lip glosses and balms. Today I bought one with coconut oil and peppermint oil. It turns my lips white and I look like a crackhead. Hahahha! That just gave me an idea for a video.

See ya tomorrow!

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Cinco De Mayo! 

Happy Cinco De Mayo! No, I didn't eat any Mexican food today. I took a nap instead :)

Here's a preview from the set I posted tonight -



I'm typing so slowly tonight! The room is freezing and my fingers won't move as quick as they usually do. I just made a cup of peach tea to warm up my hands and my insides. Mmmmm...flavored teas are the best.

If you didn't know, I love to bake. I'm pretty good at it too. I think this is the next thing I'm going to make. I've been on a ginger kick lately.

Well well, this concludes my rowdy Friday night sitting in front of the computer sipping on peach tea =P Bye everybody!

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