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It's May already!? Whoa!
I bought the neatest webcam today. It has lots of fancy features and it follows me so I stay in the picture even if I move around :) Maybe once I play with it a bit and get it all set up I can play checkers with members or we can have a tea party via video conversation. I sure do daydream lots about what I want to do around here...
Sleep sounds good. I need lots of sleep now. Goodnite!
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The Picnic fork!
Goodbye April! See ya around same time next year :)
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Although I've lived in Houston my entire life, my cell phone has a Los Angeles area code.
Flashback waves
I flew out to California back in September to shoot with Matthew Cooke. When I landed at LAX I turned on my Nokia POS only to discover that my battery was going to die at any minute. Since I forgot my charger back at home I decided to keep it turned off for most of the weekend. But oooooh noooooo...that phone would have none of it. It wanted to die a slow and agonizing phone death. The stupid thing froze up and I couldn't turn it off without pulling it apart into three pieces and putting it back together.
I couldn't take it anymore, and Jeffree Star drove me to the nearest Cingular store. By the way - he is the most amazing and entertaining phone-shopping escort. I bought a new service plan there, used Jeffree's home address as my own, and voila! They issued me my posh LA number. When I got back to Houston my attorney friend told me having an LA number made me look more important. And my friends made fun of me because lots of people in Houston think people from LA are kinda vapid (For the record, I don't share their opinions). So now it's just too funny to change it.
It drives my sister crazy sometimes because she lives 10 minutes away from me but the phone calls are charged as long-distance.
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