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Holy crap I'm having the best day ever. I've been outside in my bathing suit all day. I'm outside right now on my laptop watching my neighbor climbing on the roof trying to trim his trees. He keeps cursing in fear that he'll fall off. Then his wife is just standing in the yard watching him. Hahha! Their dog just got out and now the wife is chasing it.
I woke up at 10am, put on my bathing suit, and went back to sleep on the roof for an hour, woke up, made my breakfast, came back outside for another two hours just laying on the roof reading books and listening to music. Then I hula hooped until the neighbors came outside then I stopped, because well that's just embarassing to be hula hooping on the roof in a pink bikini like I'm 12 years old. I should've been drinking a juice box and listening to Kylie Minogue while I was hula hooping. No, that's disgusting.
My computer is starting to get warm, I better take this party inside and get some laundry done and make some sandwiches for our guests.
Holy crap I'm already sunburned and I don't care because I'm in such a good mood.
I LOVE MY CAT.
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Hello :)
Woke up, drove as fast as I could to yoga class so I wouldn't be late, after yoga I bought another dozen apples to last us until I leave for California, came home, packed my stuff, ran up to the salon to do make-up, ate a spinach salad, tried to take a nap but I can't sleep when Grandma's Boy is on TV because that movie is funny as shit and I can't laugh and sleep at the same time...was supposed to do more makeup tonight but the model got sick, so I watched Grandma's Boy again, sorted out receipts because I have to figure out how do to taxes this year which is completely different from last year, cleaned the house, and now I'm writing you all so I can go to sleep. I can't WAIT for tomorrow...it's supposed to be sunny with a high of 65...I'm gonna be outside alllllll daaaaaaaaaay.
Whoa run-on sentences make my brain hurt. Sorry about that =P
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Ugh the weather is so beautiful. I'm so happy I can finally go outside again! I went out and bought a new pink bikini, I'll have to take a picture of it for you so you can see what it looks like :)
Okay, I know this sounds disgusting - almond butter and cranberry jelly on raw broccoli. I know! It sounds disgusting. But it's so good. No, I'm not pregnant. I just haven't had bread in so long hahaha my tastebuds are acting insane now and liking strange things.
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