THE RULES 
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XOXO, Apnea
Tartan 

Hard to believe this was a prude and hideous plus-sized sack dress.

My home economics teacher would roll over in her grave if she saw the way I was sewing, but look how great it turned out!







Man, I wish I had a decent 'before' photo so you could see how much surgery I did on that thing.

Today I bought a box of 8 different jigsaw puzzles. I'm trying to resist the temptation to open it but the polar bear puzzle looks like it could be tons of fun right now.

caught my dog chewing on the house today. That's right, I said he was chewing on the house. My cat used to chew on the corner of my bedroom door but that's the closest I've come to having an animal try to eat my house.

Tonight I spent over an hour playing with Red Light Center. It's the coolest thing I've seen all week. It's like a porno sim town. My favorite part was the strip club and the little strippers. In one 'show room' there were little sim-fucking machines and all sorts of crazy stuff. I feel dirty saying/typing 'fucking machines'. Heh. :)

I have to wake up supa dupa early tomorrow to drive Picnic to the airport. He has a big fancy gallery this weekend in Philadelphia (and you should go if you live in the area!).

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