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Today I got tickets for the following :
Driving in Violation of TDL Rest. A (not wearing glasses or contacts)
Obscured License Plate due to Bracket
Failure to Est. Financial Resp. (no proof of insurance)
I have insurance. I just couldn't find it in time. He gave me a few minutes to look and then told me just to bring it to court.
The cop made me stick my finger in my eye to see if I had on contacts or not. :(
After those shenanigans I went home and had a bottle of Bawls. Typing that makes me laugh. Crack in a can, baby!
I also played Grand Theft Auto and made sure to beat some cops to death with their own billyclub.
So that's my day so far. :) It could be worse. They could have noticed that my plates are expired.
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Tonight I pulled out my sewing machine that's been collecting dust since Christmas. Picnic and I have an assignment for a book and I found the perfect dress for it....but the dress is a size 12. I've been doing dress surgery for over two hours tonight. I took a 'before' picture so I can woo you all with my sewing skillz when I'm done. :)
Earlier today I went out to eat at some fancy restaurant where the portions were gargantuan and the cocktails were $9.00. It was fun though.
I'm counting down the days until my California trip! If you haven't seen this yet, check it out -- FetishPhotoBox.
And now I'm off to rip the shoulder pads out of the dress and transform it into something more revealing.
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Oh, Ebay. I need to set up auctions to help raise money for Picnic's camera disaster but I keep putting it off because I'm so picky about how the page looks and what should be a 20 minute task takes me two hours to complete.
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