I've been asleep for about 12 hours...two of those hours I was asleep inside of a suitcase. See, sometimes I get in the oversized suitcase and Picnic zips me up and rolls me around the house...well, after he unzipped me, I didn't really wanna get out and then I fell asleep. So that's why I was asleep in a suitcase.
Back in the day when I had roommates, I would sleep in a tent in the living room. That thing was so cool...I had a small table in it, push lights, even a mini-fridge. One of my friends was using the oversized closet as a bedroom. Oh, to be 17 again :) Don't get me wrong, I much prefer my living situation now. Besides, there's no way I could justify living out of a tent now. When you're 21 and living out of a tent you're probably hustling Skid Row peddling crack.
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