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Hard to believe this was a prude and hideous plus-sized sack dress.
My home economics teacher would roll over in her grave if she saw the way I was sewing, but look how great it turned out!
Man, I wish I had a decent 'before' photo so you could see how much surgery I did on that thing.
Today I bought a box of 8 different jigsaw puzzles. I'm trying to resist the temptation to open it but the polar bear puzzle looks like it could be tons of fun right now.
caught my dog chewing on the house today. That's right, I said he was chewing on the house. My cat used to chew on the corner of my bedroom door but that's the closest I've come to having an animal try to eat my house.
Tonight I spent over an hour playing with Red Light Center. It's the coolest thing I've seen all week. It's like a porno sim town. My favorite part was the strip club and the little strippers. In one 'show room' there were little sim-fucking machines and all sorts of crazy stuff. I feel dirty saying/typing 'fucking machines'. Heh. :)
I have to wake up supa dupa early tomorrow to drive Picnic to the airport. He has a big fancy gallery this weekend in Philadelphia (and you should go if you live in the area!).
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Mr. Picnic is showing some of his work this weekend in Philadelphia with some other awesome photographers. If you're in the area go show him some love!
There's an ad running in Juxtapoz right now. And I think in the next issue there should be a surprise on the inside cover. :)
Go read my feature on Altporn.net.
You might learn something new about me.
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Today I got tickets for the following :
Driving in Violation of TDL Rest. A (not wearing glasses or contacts)
Obscured License Plate due to Bracket
Failure to Est. Financial Resp. (no proof of insurance)
I have insurance. I just couldn't find it in time. He gave me a few minutes to look and then told me just to bring it to court.
The cop made me stick my finger in my eye to see if I had on contacts or not. :(
After those shenanigans I went home and had a bottle of Bawls. Typing that makes me laugh. Crack in a can, baby!
I also played Grand Theft Auto and made sure to beat some cops to death with their own billyclub.
So that's my day so far. :) It could be worse. They could have noticed that my plates are expired.
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