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Hello everyone :)
I talked to Picnic on the phone from Philadelphia. It sounds like the opening night at the gallery went really well! I'm so proud of him and how much his photography has evolved since he first started. Love love love. Ok, I'll stop being all sappy now.
I love all of the voicemails so far for the contest. I feel like Mike Jones giving out my number to everyone but other than that everything is going smooth. Some of the messages are hilarious! Oh yea, and don't send text messages! That number is only connected to voicemail, so I won't be able to read it.
My eye exam is tomorrow morning. That means new glasses! I hope I can find some pink frames. I've always wanted pink glasses (and I can shoot in them!) even though it won't match half of my clothes. Heh, who am I kidding...most of the time I dress like Al Czervik from Caddyshack. Nothing ever matches!
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RABBIT RABBIT!
If you didn't know, we give everyone the opportunity to win a membership to Apneatic.com every month. Here's this month's contest : HERE.
My lover's gallery show starts tonight too :
It's gonna be a long night for me. The clock just struck midnight and I'm on my second cup of coffee. Wish me luck!
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Hard to believe this was a prude and hideous plus-sized sack dress.
My home economics teacher would roll over in her grave if she saw the way I was sewing, but look how great it turned out!
Man, I wish I had a decent 'before' photo so you could see how much surgery I did on that thing.
Today I bought a box of 8 different jigsaw puzzles. I'm trying to resist the temptation to open it but the polar bear puzzle looks like it could be tons of fun right now.
caught my dog chewing on the house today. That's right, I said he was chewing on the house. My cat used to chew on the corner of my bedroom door but that's the closest I've come to having an animal try to eat my house.
Tonight I spent over an hour playing with Red Light Center. It's the coolest thing I've seen all week. It's like a porno sim town. My favorite part was the strip club and the little strippers. In one 'show room' there were little sim-fucking machines and all sorts of crazy stuff. I feel dirty saying/typing 'fucking machines'. Heh. :)
I have to wake up supa dupa early tomorrow to drive Picnic to the airport. He has a big fancy gallery this weekend in Philadelphia (and you should go if you live in the area!).
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