THE RULES 
Thanks for stopping by my blog! I'm glad to have you here. I update this bad boy all the time so I suggest you bookmark this page or sign up for one of the feeds. And don't forget to comment!

THIS BLOG, ApneasBlog.com, IS INTENTED SOLELY FOR ADULTS! IF YOU ARE UNDER 18 (21 IN SOME STATES) OR ARE NOT ALLOWED TO VIEW NAKED PICTURES, EROTICA, FETISH NAUGHTINESS, ETC., THEN GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE!


And, if you like what you see here and you want to access all of my uncensored photos and videos, head on over to Apneatic.com!


XOXO, Apnea
I'm up too late 

My internet was out all night. Luckily before I gave up to go to sleep it turned back on, so everything is ok now. Only thing is my vocabulary skills might not be that great right now because my brain needs sleep and my back wants to go out from sitting on a stool for so long.

Picnic made pad thai for dinner. It was sooo good. He really likes asian stuff.

My friend Ursulla and I went running around the track at 10pm tonight in our boxers and sports bras. That's something I could never do during daylight hours! It felt really nice though. :)

I stood with my legs straight, bent over, touched my forehead to my knees, and held it for three seconds. If I went to parties it would totally be my new party trick.

I secretly love everyone.

I want more tattoos. I've got the itch that only a needle can scratch. Wow, that sounds really bad. I can't stop laughing now.

The sun is up. Time for bed. <3

[ add comment ] ( 41 views )   |  permalink
Jitterbug 

I drank way too much tea last night. I only had an hour of sleep because I was so wired on caffeine. So instead of sleeping, I tried to make my myspace profile look like the website. As you can see, I ended up breaking it then finally passing out. And now I can't fix it. If anyone knows how to get everything back in the center of the page please let me know <3

My throat has been so irritated today :( I hope its because I haven't had a cigarette in almost a month and not because I'm getting sick again. I don't like being sick.

I'm becoming sorta obsessed with pears. I need to update my 'about me' page to add pears to the list. Mmmmm pears. I eat pears every day.

Mr. Biggles is what we named the new webcam.

Mr. Biggles and I think it would be a good idea to move the journal into the members section and start doing video blogs instead of this. A super cool member gave us the idea. Don't worry! I'll still update the free journal once a week or something. But I can't think about any of that stuff for at least another week. I have a mile long to-do list for this week.

[ add comment ] ( 39 views )   |  permalink
crack lips 

I was supposed to go to a party tonight but I forgot about it until just now. No, really - I just remembered it about 20 seconds before I typed the first sentence of this journal entry. Holy crap - they even had me on the flyers. My face is red.

So I bet you are all wondering where I was tonight if I wasn't at the party. I was at the drugstore buying lip balm and orange juice. The drugstore is great when I don't want to spend too much money but I want to go shopping at 12:30 am. Mr. Picnic went with me too. He bought some dryer balls.

I easily own more than two dozen different types of lip glosses and balms. Today I bought one with coconut oil and peppermint oil. It turns my lips white and I look like a crackhead. Hahahha! That just gave me an idea for a video.

See ya tomorrow!

[ add comment ] ( 38 views )   |  permalink

< | 182 | 183 | 184 | 185 | 186 | 187 | 188 | 189 | 190 | 191 | Next> Last>>